Let’s skip past “do humans have a soul” and just assume that we do. Now, Where does the soul live? Would it be in your head? Perhaps in your chest? Travis mutters: What is that a…did they bring a donkey? Speaking of living, I live off the main street in a small town. One of the joys is that we can perambulate to a town event or parade or bar ..Excuse me… Travis Yelling offscreen: “Marcus tell them to keep that donkey out of the hydrangeas!” As you can see when you live in a central area, there is always a chance of unexpected guest. So what should you have on hand for this happy occasion? Obviously, beer, you should have beer. Even if you don’t drink beer, have beer. I might stop by. You should probably have some wine as well, beer’s uppity fiance. Travis yells off screen: That donkey has moved on to the hibiscus. Now let’s say the reverend and his wife stop by. They can’t be seen having a beer on a parishioners front porch! We’d have to move to the back deck and there aren’t any fans there. So you need Non-alcoholic drinks. If you are in the south you should have sweet tea. But I am sure you have that, probably came with the house…and I do like unsweet tea on occasion. That’s only one cup of sugar. You should also have a few drinks for the little ones. You know mixers. Scotch and Soda hold that scotch, rum, and coke hold the coke, I mean rum. Hold the rum. NO, not you baby keep pouring. As far as food. You should always have some finger foods on hand. Cheese and crackers, Hummus, keeps well and you can dip anything in it. Pita, chips, your fingers. Rice cakes are not a snack that is a dare. Give it to that donkey “Choke on this, donkey” This has